Ethan talks about himself in the first and third person. Examples follow.

He is a sophomore English major who wishes he could remain a student forever.

Rapid fire personality traits: I like books, coffee, southern cookin’, comfy recliners, and The Twilight Zone T.V. series. My favorite author is Cormac McCarthy. I am binging Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I have watched The Office, so I am indeed hip.

The doggo in the photo above is Teeny Tiny.

I also enjoy my job as a tutor. Please come see me.

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