Ethan talks about himself in the first and third person. Examples follow.
He is a sophomore English major who wishes he could remain a student forever.
Rapid fire personality traits: I like books, coffee, southern cookin’, comfy recliners, and The Twilight Zone T.V. series. My favorite author is Cormac McCarthy. I am binging Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I have watched The Office, so I am indeed hip.
The doggo in the photo above is Teeny Tiny.
I also enjoy my job as a tutor. Please come see me.